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The door is open.

Send a memo, or skip the paperwork and talk. Either way you reach the person who will do the work.

Inter-office memo
To:Benjamin Loschen, SmartLemon
cc: nobody. It goes to one inbox, with no list and no sequence.
SC.1Pencil sketch of the lemon holding his office door wide open and waving in a small lightbulb character, who strides across the doormat grinning, with a rolled-up plan held high.
ACTION: INT. front office. An idea turns up, plan in hand and sure of itself. It is shown straight in.
Fastest route

Fifteen minutes, by telephone.

Well, by video. A fifteen-minute talk costs nothing and obligates no one. Bring the problem as it is. No deck, no homework.

FOR YOUR PROCUREMENT TEAM

The paperwork is ready.

SmartLemon LLC. EIN and W-9 on request. Certificate of insurance on request. Happy to sign your MSA and NDA. Access and data handling written down before the first day.

I will tell you honestly if it is not my kind of job.

What happens next

Three short steps, and you may stop at any one.

  1. Same day

    The memo is read

    By me, and nobody else. You get a reply within one working day.

  2. This week

    A short talk

    Fifteen minutes. You describe the trouble, and I say honestly whether I can help.

  3. After the call

    A first step, in writing

    A fixed price, the stages named in order, and where you are free to stop. Or a better name than mine.